See Crystal Harris’ Playboy Cover As “Mrs. Hefner

Jumped the gun a bit with that July cover, eh Playboy? Hugh Hefner’s Facebook relationship status went from “Engaged Swinger” to “Single Sap” on Tuesday — and the cancellation of the publishing magnate’s Saturday afternoon wedding spells unfortunate timing for his iconic men’s mag: Playboy’s July issue hits newsstands Friday, with “Runaway Bride” Crystal Harris sprawled across the cover, beneath the headline: “America’s Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.”

Awkward!

The 25-year-old model and the magazine mogul, 85, called off their wedding this week, just five days before they planned to tie the knot in front of 300 family and friends. While The Snitch Circuit is alive with whispers that Crystal used Hef to promote her new pop single, “Club Queen,” and that the busty blonde’s been secretly sleeping with Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw, Harris called into Ryan Seacrest’s AM radio show — “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” — Wednesday to put the kibosh on the goss.

“It was mutual between Hef and I,” she told Ryan. “There was no fight, we sat down and we talked about it…For a while I’ve been having second thoughts about everything. I haven’t really been at peace with myself lately. I didn’t think it was really fair to him.”

Though Crystal and Hef have been dating for nearly two-and-a-half years, the centerfold says her ex’s idea of wedded bliss doesn’t exactly jive with her own.

“Hef’s lifestyle isn’t the most normal lifestyle. Multiple girls all around, it’s not the lifestyle I wanted,” Harris explained.

In spite of his trail of tears on Twitter, the former Almost-Mrs. Hefner says America’s Horniest Octogenarian is taking the slight in stride.

“..He was doing it for me because he thought it was what I wanted. He was just doing this wedding for me.”

Kim Kardashian Trouble in Paradise Over Cheating Rumors

In Touch's new issue, now on stands, carries a story titled 'Kim Caught Cheating,' with a red tag line: 'Stop the Wedding!'

The story alleges that Kim and Bret had a secret affair behind fiancé Kris Humpries' back for five months, and it was Kim who pursued Bret.

In the story, Bret is quoted, saying, "I knew this was a game to her, and this is what she does. She pursued me."

During the affair Kim and Bret exchanged kinky texts and had wild phone sex.

Speaking to In Touch, Bret slammed Kim's wedding plans saying, "I hope she's happy."

Bret claims to have phone records, text messages and intimate cell phone photos of Kim to back his claim.

Kim slams the allegation on her website saying, "In Touch Magazine is claiming that I had a five-month secret relationship with this guy… a guy I've never met, spoken to, texted, called or even heard of!"

"This guy should be ashamed of himself. Calling up a magazine and making up an entirely fake story just to get attention!?!?!"

Kim says the text message purported to have been sent by her to Bret are fakes.

"The text messages the magazine claims I sent this guy are pathetic. 'Why don't you put in effort to try and make me your girlfriend doll?" I would never talk like that to a guy. They just threw in the word "doll" a few times and tried to make it sound like me. I talk like that to my girlfriends, not to my man," says Kim.

In Touch contacted Kim's publicist before publishing the story, but took no cognizance of Kim's denial of the affair.

In a letter dated June 6, Kim's legal rep warned In Touch that they would face legal action if they ran the story. The tabloid ignored the threat.

Bret is sticking by the In Touch story.

Speaking to nesn.com, Bret said:

"I'm saying the story in the tabloid is true, and that my relationship with Kim is true as well," he said.

As to the reasons why he spoke with In Touch, Bret says.

"The story was going to be run whether I liked it or not. I don't know how [In Touch stumbled on the story]. I don't know any of that. But all I know is they contacted me saying they knew about my relationship with Kim."

According to Bret, In Touch told him they are going to run the story whether he liked it or not and encouraged him to speak to them saying, "Kim and their publicists are going to be able to make a statement?"

"Either I could have said nothing, and just let it be and then have me look crazy, or I could have told them the full truth and let it be written as told. So that's exactly what I did," says Bret.

There are no twitter messages from Kim's family, or Kris Humphries' in support of Kim.

No legal action has been reported to have been initiated against the magazine or Bret as yet.

Britney Spears Harper’s Bazaar Magazine July 2011

Professionally, Britney Spears has a lot to feel good about: Her new album, Femme Fatale, is receiving the best reviews of her almost-20-year career and the Femme Fatale hitmaker has landed a cover spot on the July issue of Harper’s Bazaar, on newsstands May 31. In front of the lens, the pop tart opens up about her career, preparing for her upcoming summer tour with femcee Nicki Minaj, and whether or not she’ll take a third trip down the aisle with boyfriend Jason Trawick.

“I’ve worked so hard on this album, so it’s really refreshing,” the ‘Til the World Ends” singer began, listing Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, and Rihanna as some of her musical influences.

On How Being a Mom Affected How She Approaches Her Career: “I think things through a little bit more, and I worry a lot. I’m more straightforward, and I speak up more than I did before. When I was younger, I wouldn’t speak up as much, but now that I’m a mom, things have changed.”

On Preparing for her upcoming Femme Fatale Tour: “I love to dance, so it’s very exciting. The tour rehearsals have been going really well. I think it will be my best show yet.”

On Justin Bieber: “I think he’s adorable,” Spears gushed. “I just saw his movie, and I really didn’t realize how big he was. He’s enormous; he’s just Mr. Man. A lot of the movie is really similar to what I did when i was starting out. I did a promo tour for a year, going into radio stations and all that. It was so cool to see our similarities.”

On Getting Married Again and Having More Children: “I’ve thought about both. So if the timing was right…”

What don’t people know about you? “I’m pretty normal, you know? Like I said, the type of day I love is just like everybody else’s. I’m like everybody else.”